Eva has a crush on Rocky. The feeling is not reciprocated. #dogsofinstagram #poorlittlesausage

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

nicolejanelle:

Ugh

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A night at the Roxy. Went to see Jersey Boys. It was amazing, as expected. (at The Roxy Theatre)

You’re capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you’re not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we’ve found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.

Carl Sagan, Contact (via psych-facts)

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So, had a bit of an incident at work today. This is why I can’t have nice things. #artistproblems #kaslife

indikos:

vulture-kvlture:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

DOO

SPOOPY IS MY FAV WORDDD

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Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

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youngblackandvegan:

you know patriarchy is a terrible drug

when there’s a video of a man knocking his girlfriend out

and the biggest defenders of a man’s right to knock a woman out

comes from women

how jaded do you have to be

to not look at that and think

this man is dangerous

when ever i see a woman who has been abused by their partner

i feel for her

i weep for her

how empty do you have to be as a woman

to play devils advocate

for the devil themself?

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I don’t think there are words to express the love that I have for these shows.

Just because.

walde1nsamkeit:

You can be bisexual and date primarily men

You can be bisexual and date primarily women

You can be bisexual without having dated anyone

Stop calling bisexuals “gay” or “straight” based on the gender of their current partner/past partners

Stop bi/pansexual and queer erasure

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pulp /'pəlpn.

1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.

2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper.

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment